You write a fucked up badfic where someone's abusing someone else in the relationship and the reviewers are like "Aww, it's so romantic!" and I just want to punch them in the head.
This worries me. Maybe I shouldn't write that torture!fic I've been planning. I don't want to feel the urge to throw up if someone comments like that. Then again, the desire to kill my readers could get me into the proper mindset to write this guy's character, so maybe their skewed views of reality will actually benefit someone. ;D

I bet you could write fluff if you tried.
Oh, I'm sure I could. I just wouldn't be happy doing it. I'm afraid it might come out awkward and more pseudo-fluffy than anything. I see enough cute in my everyday life that what I want when I read and write is a little morbidity.