And it didn't seem obnoxious!

Well, good then. I hate accidentally coming off pompous.

::comes back from reading fic bit::

SQUUEEEE!!!

I loved "Don't touch that or you will fucking die." And the army stuff too.

I can't believe you've got me reading Xanderfic and liking it.

Have you recently died? Are you perhaps non-corporeal and or able to make your voice boom outrageously by holding glowly red rocks?

Do you thirst for blood and spend your nights creating vampire spawn?

You must be evil, to make me like something that Xander-centric. Really evil. Really really.