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Either they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. Whichever you prefer is usually based on how attractive you think Orlando Bloom is. -- An interesting article of elf sex in Tolkein's writings, with research references cited. I'll say it again: elf sex. Elf sex elf sex elf sex. Now I need to go watch RotK again. Hubba hubba.