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timepiececlock) wrote2003-12-22 02:33 am
timepiececlock) wrote2003-12-22 02:33 am
an old addage now: make smut, not war.
So I randomly read (of all things) a one-shot Spirited Away mild smut fic, which despite the disconcerting quality of being a smutty fic based on a totally innocent family film, was actually pretty good. The smut part, I mean. The location of said smut was a bit strange, but I brushed it off.
Nevertheless, at least five reviewers complained about the characters having sex in the alley. ::snert:: Clearly these people have never been exposed to the joys of Spikefic. Or porn. Their loss. Huzzah!
Hmm... Looking at my Fight Club icon now, and considering the age of the characters in the actual Spirited Away film (not the fic), I find I must quote Marla... "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
Yeah, it sounded about that wrong in the movie, too. ::giggle::
On second thought, I left a review too complaining about the alley sex. Because neither of these characters are the living undead, therefore they are probably susceptible to infections. What makes me cringe, makes me review. Huzzah!
Nevertheless, at least five reviewers complained about the characters having sex in the alley. ::snert:: Clearly these people have never been exposed to the joys of Spikefic. Or porn. Their loss. Huzzah!
Hmm... Looking at my Fight Club icon now, and considering the age of the characters in the actual Spirited Away film (not the fic), I find I must quote Marla... "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
Yeah, it sounded about that wrong in the movie, too. ::giggle::
On second thought, I left a review too complaining about the alley sex. Because neither of these characters are the living undead, therefore they are probably susceptible to infections. What makes me cringe, makes me review. Huzzah!