Advice needed: mixed drinks

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I'm bored, and by myself.

The new episode of Avatar doesn't premier for two more hours. The first episode of Doctor Who doesn't air on SciFi for three more hours. I have no immediate homework and don't work till 11am tomorrow. It's Saint Patrick's Day.

I'm going to get smashed. I've got several bottles of alcoholic substances in the cupboard, including Southern Comfort (I've never even tried this yet). Here's what I have:

-bottle of White Zin wine
-2 berry-flavored wine coolers
-tequila
-kahlua
-vodka
-rum
-Southern Comfort


For things to add, I have:

-cranberry-orange fruit juice
-pineapple juice
-ice cream
-chocolate syrup
-instant coffe mix
-vanilla
-milk
-Diet Coke
-club soda
-lemon juice
-frozen and canned fruits (mostly strawberries and mandarin orange slices)
-Grenadine
-honey

Look at that list! Tell me what pops into your mind.

I want to get smashed and watch Doctor Who and then some anime. Possibly the anime version of Count of Monte Cristo, which ought to look REALLY trippy while I'm drunk.


(except mudslide, I have those all the time)