funny fandom thing

[timepiececlock]

eliade had this linked at her journal, I'm getting kick out of it:

The Horrifically Honest Guide to Fanfiction Terms

Example-

AU: Cunning way of utterly ignoring every salient plot fact about a given movie/tv programme except for the most important one, i.e. that it stars Ewan MacGregor.

:g:

I also liked this, from the same page. It's a brief but thorough list on how Fox Mulder could be Aragorn's true descendant-- based mostly on scruff factor and tendendcy to walk away from nightmaric conflicts with just a manly scratch and nothing worse. :chuckle:

Comments

[mrthursday.livejournal.com]

Mulder descended from Aragon? Possible...


Except Fox Mulder is awful in a fight. Seriously, I could take him, the man has a gun, works for the FBi but can't shoot straight. The amount of EBE's, paranormal phenomena and such like he has FAILED to kill is ridiculous!

Re:

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

The amount of EBE's, paranormal phenomena and such like he has FAILED to kill is ridiculous!

Well, yeah.
I mean, if he killed all the aliens in season one, what would we ahve done for the next 8 years?
Besides, nobody can be sexy, smart, a social recluse, incredibly geeky and a sharpshooter too.