Yeah, that's what I thought you said you fucker.

Some days, like yesterday, I want to be like Ving Rhames in that comedy Striptease. I'd carry a giant electric hand drill with me everywhere, and when someone says something I don't like, I'll stand up and shove the super-rotating drill bit into their face until they squeal. Worse, I'll threaten their walls or wooden furniture.

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If I ever made a Dawn vid for BTVS, I'd use this song. ( Fiction )

Spoilers? Not here.

Livejournal,

Let me state right now that I have no idea whatsoever how Spike first appears on the show.

I don't want to, thank you, so please assume that the casting spoiler is the ONLY spoiler that's well-known, and anything else be cut for the sake of my future enjoyment of AtS and Spikeness.

Thank you for your kindness,

Rashaka

Fic Rec: 'The Metaphor Suffers' and 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: Spike'

'The Metaphor Suffers' by Mikelesq
-so so sooooo funny. And cute. And original. The best "cookie dough" ficlet I've read. It's... it's perfect.

'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: Spike' by Mezz
- About what it sounds like. Amusing.

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Anyone know if those two persons have LJ?