Yeah, that's what I thought you said you fucker.

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Some days, like yesterday, I want to be like Ving Rhames in that comedy Striptease. I'd carry a giant electric hand drill with me everywhere, and when someone says something I don't like, I'll stand up and shove the super-rotating drill bit into their face until they squeal. Worse, I'll threaten their walls or wooden furniture.