I know this person who is like Michael from The Office, the annoying friend you can't seem to leave.

Sometimes I wish my parents hadn't raised me to be compassionate and polite. I'm a mean person stuck with a nice person's upbringing.


Here, have some more LOLcats instead:
http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/img/1044_10_228_2007.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-your-cat-has-a-cat-eating-bed.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-cat-suggests-your-drunk-friends-go-home.jpg
http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/img/1044_1_228_2007.jpg
http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/img/1044_28_228_2007.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-your-firefox-needs-cuddles.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictues-cat-has-a-plan-for-your-fridge.jpg

Time for a drabble meme. I need to flex my typing fingers.

Fandom, character[s], song title. Go!

I'm happy to pass this along.

[full version]

The definition of feminism does not ask for two forms of photo ID. It does not care what you look like. It does not care what color skin you have, or whether that skin is clear, or how much you weigh, or what you do with your hair. You can bite your nails, or you can get them done once a week. You can spend two hours on your makeup, or five minutes, or the time it takes to find a Chapstick without any lint sticking to it. You can rock a cord mini, or khakis, or a sari, and you can layer all three. The definition of feminism does not include a mandatory leg-hair check; wax on, wax off, whatever you want. If you believe in, support, look fondly on, hope for, and/or work towards equality of the sexes, you are a feminist.

Yes, you are.

... It is about saying that you are a feminist and just letting the statement sit there, instead of feeling a compulsion to modify it immediately with "but not, you know, that kind of feminist" because you don't want to come off all Angry Girl. It is about understanding that liking Oprah and Chanel doesn't make you a "bad" feminist — that only "liking" the wage gap makes you a "bad" feminist, because "bad" does not enter into the definition of feminism. It is about knowing that, if folks can't grab a dictionary and see for themselves that the entry for "feminism" doesn't say anything about hating men or chick flicks or any of that crap, it's their problem.

It is about knowing that a woman is the equal of a man in art, at work, and under the law, whether you say it out loud or not — but for God's sake start saying it out loud already. You are a feminist.

I am a feminist too. Look it up.

Academy Awards: I'M WOLVERINE!

Personally, Queen Latifah was my favorite part. But the thing in my subject line was pretty damn funny too.