employment

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I just applied for a job at Target. I had to use the comp there. They had some odd questions:

Q: Have you ever intentionally hurt another person's feelings?
Me: Um, yes. But I'm human. What's your excuse?
A: Yes.

Q: Do you think there should be more cops to take care of the extreme crime rate?
Me: San Jose has an extreme crime rate? Did I move to Oakland an everyone just forgot to mention it? No. No more cops, need more schools.
A: No.

Q: Have you ever gone a whole day feeling uneasy for no reason?
Me: Well it's not like I make a hobby of it. But sometimes, sure. What does this have to do with applying?
A: Yes.

Comments

[girlwithjournal.livejournal.com]

Target, it seems, is secretly recruiting people for the CIA.

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

yes. perplexing.

[sabrinanymph.livejournal.com]

They have the bizzarest questions. I applied there once before quite a while ago and I thought it was absurd. I mean, you answer truthfully on some of them and it makes you come off as a freak, but of course that's not a regular occurence. So I always want to know if they mean the odds or just... you know, the truth.

Highly suspicious activity if you ask me.

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I thought most fo the questions were unbelievably extreme. So I went for honesty.