Random phrases/statments I've been fond of lately:

[timepiececlock]

"his cheese slid off his cracker."
"for shits and giggles."
"you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."
"jesusy"
"too much blood in the caffeine system."
"the greatest thing since string cheese."
"go fuck a duck."

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[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

"you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."

I use this so much I'm thinking of printing it onto a t-shirt. And it made me smile last week when I passed a house on my street (90% student area) and saw the huge signs they'd pasted in their living room window with Tyler's "all singing all dancing crap of the world" speech.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I passed a house on my street (90% student area) and saw the huge signs they'd pasted in their living room window with Tyler's "all singing all dancing crap of the world" speech.

::cackle:: I think I'd like being their neighbors.