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timepiececlock) wrote2005-01-11 01:30 pm
timepiececlock) wrote2005-01-11 01:30 pm
Courtesy of email from my lovely step-aunt
Q: How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten.
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1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for" changing the light bulb or "for" darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; and finally,
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
A: Ten.
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1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for" changing the light bulb or "for" darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; and finally,
10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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That was the funniest thing I've read in about two weeks. Thanks for the giggles. (Even though it hurt, you bitch!) :)
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