meme: 5 things -------- characters would never say

[timepiececlock]

Easy, classic meme for wasting time:

Pick a fandom. Think of 5 things characters in that fandom would never say:


5 things Full Metal Alchemist characters would never say


Edward: I'm a born-again Christian.


Envy: Does this halter top make me look fat?


Lust: Alright, who stole my nail clippers?


Roy: Edward, I want you to know I think of you as the son I'm too young to have had, and I'm so proud of you, boy. Give us a hug!


Scieszka: I'm really more of a tv person.

Comments

[cowgirlnoir.livejournal.com]

Funny answers, all of them ;)

What about

Edward: "I'm sorry, Roy. I'm just being an ass."
Envy: "Get up so I can kick you again."
Lust: "Do you think it's too revealing?"
Roy: "No, Ed. You're right."
Sciezska: "I don't remember."

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Edward and Lust ones are my favorites. Especially Lust's.