moral of story: sister's are more trouble than they're worth

[timepiececlock]

Marti Noxon: "I guess it's no use trying to hide this season's major spoilers--that Buffy gets sucked into the Bermuda Triangle, and we find out Dawn is actually Mulder's sister."


I KNEW IT! I knew it! There's no WAY the freaky-origin girl on a sci-fi show could have that long too-shiny brown hair by coincidence! So his sister WASN'T kidnapped by magic starlight and taken to the Heaven For Abused Children...

::walks off muttering about possible fanfic ramifications and subsequent familial angst::



((p.s. thanks to anniesj's old blog for the description...))

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magic starlight sucks

[anniesj.livejournal.com]

And all is revealed! God, I hated that stupid, stupid excuse for an episode. It's what made me stop watching "The X-Files". I could never get over that. And it ruined a perfectly good Moby song for me. I'll never be able to listen to "My Weakness" without wanting to hurt Chris Carter.