Ick.

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Ok, "wet with desire" is, in my opinion, THE most abused phrase in smut fic.

And I've been looking through adultfanfiction.net, and jesus fuck, I swear there's a Legolas/Ent fic up there.

Now that's just wrong. I fear my mind won't recover from imagery this idea has cursed me with, and I didn't even read the damn thing.

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Re: No, no!

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And "cold seed"... is that used in Angel scenes too, you think? Or is it just Spike?

I don't know, honestly. The argument against the term 'cold seed' as I understand it is that vamps are room temperature, not really cold. Although, I suppose that would depend on where the vamp was while they were doing the nasty. Spike's crypt was likely awfully cold, so I suppose that you could put forth a reasonable argument that there his seed would be cold. Although, if he'd just fed....

Hm. I think I'm frightened at how much thought I'm putting into vamp semen.