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timepiececlockOk, "wet with desire" is, in my opinion, THE most abused phrase in smut fic.
And I've been looking through adultfanfiction.net, and jesus fuck, I swear there's a Legolas/Ent fic up there.
Now that's just wrong. I fear my mind won't recover from imagery this idea has cursed me with, and I didn't even read the damn thing.
And I've been looking through adultfanfiction.net, and jesus fuck, I swear there's a Legolas/Ent fic up there.
Now that's just wrong. I fear my mind won't recover from imagery this idea has cursed me with, and I didn't even read the damn thing.
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Molten Core!
Date: 2002-12-20 01:27 am (UTC)and dude, it's worse when it's just as wrong and easier to visualize -- try the A-Team slash...
//shudder//
Re: Molten Core!
Date: 2002-12-20 04:48 am (UTC)No, no!
Date: 2002-12-20 01:39 am (UTC)I'll also vote for "most sensitive spot", "nubbin" and "little bundle of nerves" as the most overused euphemisms for the word clitoris.
God, I read way too much smut.
Re: No, no!
Date: 2002-12-20 01:48 am (UTC)Re: No, no!
Date: 2002-12-20 10:14 am (UTC)I don't know, honestly. The argument against the term 'cold seed' as I understand it is that vamps are room temperature, not really cold. Although, I suppose that would depend on where the vamp was while they were doing the nasty. Spike's crypt was likely awfully cold, so I suppose that you could put forth a reasonable argument that there his seed would be cold. Although, if he'd just fed....
Hm. I think I'm frightened at how much thought I'm putting into vamp semen.
Re: No, no!
Date: 2002-12-22 11:50 am (UTC)Re: No, no!
Date: 2002-12-20 10:03 am (UTC)Is that really possible?
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Date: 2002-12-20 06:52 am (UTC)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! My eyes, my eyes! That's just taking tree-hugging a BIT TOO FAR!
Re:
Date: 2002-12-20 10:58 am (UTC)That was my reaction too, pretty much.
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Date: 2002-12-20 02:40 pm (UTC)That was my reaction too, pretty much.
LOL- my first reaction was to wonder how poor Legolas avoids slivers.
And bleah, the 'cold seed' thing always makes me feel sick to my stomach. Why oh why, when there are so many beautiful things to say about a naked Spike, do people feel the need to comment on that?? True or not, I so don't want to hear it. :eww:
Running away now. ;-)
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Date: 2002-12-26 12:32 pm (UTC)One is the use of the word "Elfhood" to describe Legolas' penis.
The other is in the ever present slash the "Magical Self lubricating Elvish Ass". Ie lack of lube, just go for the tonsils via the back route, full speed ahead, Captain.
*shudder*
Re:
Date: 2002-12-26 02:09 pm (UTC)That makes me want to burst out in giggles like a seventh grader in sex ed class.
The other is in the ever present slash the "Magical Self lubricating Elvish Ass". Ie lack of lube, just go for the tonsils via the back route, full speed ahead, Captain.
I shudder with you there, too. :S