Ick.

[timepiececlock]

Ok, "wet with desire" is, in my opinion, THE most abused phrase in smut fic.

And I've been looking through adultfanfiction.net, and jesus fuck, I swear there's a Legolas/Ent fic up there.

Now that's just wrong. I fear my mind won't recover from imagery this idea has cursed me with, and I didn't even read the damn thing.

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[crevette.livejournal.com]

Actually in LotR circles there are two overdone things....

One is the use of the word "Elfhood" to describe Legolas' penis.

The other is in the ever present slash the "Magical Self lubricating Elvish Ass". Ie lack of lube, just go for the tonsils via the back route, full speed ahead, Captain.

*shudder*

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

..."Elfhood".

That makes me want to burst out in giggles like a seventh grader in sex ed class.

The other is in the ever present slash the "Magical Self lubricating Elvish Ass". Ie lack of lube, just go for the tonsils via the back route, full speed ahead, Captain.

I shudder with you there, too. :S