Ick.

[timepiececlock]

Ok, "wet with desire" is, in my opinion, THE most abused phrase in smut fic.

And I've been looking through adultfanfiction.net, and jesus fuck, I swear there's a Legolas/Ent fic up there.

Now that's just wrong. I fear my mind won't recover from imagery this idea has cursed me with, and I didn't even read the damn thing.

Comments

Molten Core!

[surfal666.livejournal.com]

is the worst.
and dude, it's worse when it's just as wrong and easier to visualize -- try the A-Team slash...

//shudder//

Re: Molten Core!

[sabinablue.livejournal.com]

Followed by "womanly folds". Euuuwww.