Ick.

[timepiececlock]

Ok, "wet with desire" is, in my opinion, THE most abused phrase in smut fic.

And I've been looking through adultfanfiction.net, and jesus fuck, I swear there's a Legolas/Ent fic up there.

Now that's just wrong. I fear my mind won't recover from imagery this idea has cursed me with, and I didn't even read the damn thing.

Comments

No, no!

[elfgirl.livejournal.com]

If you really want a debate, discuss the use and appropriateness of the phrase "cold seed".

I'll also vote for "most sensitive spot", "nubbin" and "little bundle of nerves" as the most overused euphemisms for the word clitoris.

God, I read way too much smut.

Re: No, no!

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

yeah, I've seen "little bundle of nerves" used WAY too many times. And "cold seed"... is that used in Angel scenes too, you think? Or is it just Spike?

Re: No, no!

[elfgirl.livejournal.com]

And "cold seed"... is that used in Angel scenes too, you think? Or is it just Spike?

I don't know, honestly. The argument against the term 'cold seed' as I understand it is that vamps are room temperature, not really cold. Although, I suppose that would depend on where the vamp was while they were doing the nasty. Spike's crypt was likely awfully cold, so I suppose that you could put forth a reasonable argument that there his seed would be cold. Although, if he'd just fed....

Hm. I think I'm frightened at how much thought I'm putting into vamp semen.

Re: No, no!

[ginmar.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm weird. Why not call it, you know, a clitorus? I could write some pretty filthy R stuff if I just came up with the euphemisms.I don't understand the whole---rant approaching---rant approaching----oh, wait, Aragorn! Rant averted. Aragorn. Sweaty Aragorn. Gee, I need a cigarette, but, hey, I don't smoke.

Re: No, no!

[surfal666.livejournal.com]

God, I read way too much smut.

Is that really possible?