on trying to write soft NC-17 fic

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I need a romantic word for "penis", dammit. I can't find one.

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I'm trying to avoid all of the above, especially "member". And "rod of power" is a joke I won't even touch.

This is why it's such a conundrum: either it sounds crude or ridiculous.