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timepiececlock ([personal profile] timepiececlock) wrote2009-06-07 12:51 pm

Ten Thousand Angry Scraping Tools I Thrust In Your Direction!

Dear homeowner of days past who paid the tiler of days past to refit the downstairs bathroom:

Wherever you are, I hope toilet paper clings to your shoe. I hope birds poop on your hat. I hope grass gets into your carpet!

I hope you have hangnails.

I will never forgive you for putting tile grout instead of maleable caulk at the base of our downstairs toilet bowl.

Never forgive! Never forget!
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[identity profile] boosette.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
As the daughter of a man who laid flooring for 35 years, DO NOT WANT.

Seriously, that shit is UNCONSCIONABLE AND STUPID.

[identity profile] gojira007.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Never give up! Never surrender!