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timepiececlock) wrote2005-04-08 06:36 pm
timepiececlock) wrote2005-04-08 06:36 pm
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Last week, in a moment of pondering current events, I told my parents that if I was vegetative and braid-dead and stuff to most definitely pull the feeding tube out.
My Dad told me not to worry cause if I was brain-dead they'd never put me on a feeding tube in the first place.
I said okay, that works for me.
He then proceeded to tell me that if I wanted anything to be legally binding, however, I should write up a statement, sign it with a notary, and have it put in my safety deposit box.
I asked him if we even had safety deposit boxes (since moving down here). He said not yet.
Well, I can't afford a notary anyway.
My Dad told me not to worry cause if I was brain-dead they'd never put me on a feeding tube in the first place.
I said okay, that works for me.
He then proceeded to tell me that if I wanted anything to be legally binding, however, I should write up a statement, sign it with a notary, and have it put in my safety deposit box.
I asked him if we even had safety deposit boxes (since moving down here). He said not yet.
Well, I can't afford a notary anyway.
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See? Then I will have saved your life. You will be eternally indebted to me.
Also? Don't put important emergency stuff in a safety deposit box. It takes forever to get at that stuff. Put your stolen diamonds there instead.
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It takes forever to get at that stuff. Put your stolen diamonds there instead.
Those go in my OTHER safe deposite box. Wouldn't want them to put the two together.