a funny

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A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business
has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate
that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost
my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to
lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto!
I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose
my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken
me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My
children are starving. I don't often ask You for help,
and I have always been a good servant to You. Please let
me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life
back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the
Voice of God Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."