"The last third is usually backwash."

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Stephen Colbert, you are my hero. Even though I don't always find your show as funny as the Daily Show, when you're railing on politicians you know how to back it up. I've only watched 1/3 of the White House Correspondents Dinner speech, but I'm already rolling in my chair and ad-libing it to my roommate.

Rock on, Stephen.

(I too strongly believe that the US has fifty states.)