tv update: Dancing With The Stars
Oct. 17th, 2006 09:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
timepiececlockSince my favorite couple left last week (so unfair-- if they had the votes they could have won, because they certainly had the requisite talent), I've decided not to vote until we're down to three. Now, a word from me to you.
Stars
Mario: I wish you guys would stop throwing in this moves that make you look like you're going down on each other in the middle of the dance (or in this case, at the end of the dance.) It's sexy but it's also an image I didn't need in my head, thankyouverymuch. Other than that: yay for you.
Girl Whose Name I Still Can't RememberMonique: Your dance was crazy but this was the first time I had the urge to vote for you. Too bad I decided not to vote anymore till we're down to three couples.
Jerry: You're funny. You should have left long ago, but you are funny and that's swell.
Joey: Every time you try to be sexy you do this swishy thing with your hands that makes you look gayer than the tooth fairy on vacation in San Francisco. It doesn't blend well with your attempts to build chemistry with your partner.
Emitt: You're fun, but you can't really compete with Mario and Girl Whose Name I Still Can't RememberMonique.
Professionals
Kim: You deserve a friggin bonus the size of Texas for what you've gotten from Jerry Springer. You go girl. Also, your dress tonight had a gorgeous look when it flared, even though I'm not a fan of polka dots.
Maskim: Um, hi. Hi. Hi. You're hot and, um, you have great legs. I like the side-kicky stuff you did tonight. Can I just stare at you for a long, long time?
Stars
Mario: I wish you guys would stop throwing in this moves that make you look like you're going down on each other in the middle of the dance (or in this case, at the end of the dance.) It's sexy but it's also an image I didn't need in my head, thankyouverymuch. Other than that: yay for you.
Jerry: You're funny. You should have left long ago, but you are funny and that's swell.
Joey: Every time you try to be sexy you do this swishy thing with your hands that makes you look gayer than the tooth fairy on vacation in San Francisco. It doesn't blend well with your attempts to build chemistry with your partner.
Emitt: You're fun, but you can't really compete with Mario and
Professionals
Kim: You deserve a friggin bonus the size of Texas for what you've gotten from Jerry Springer. You go girl. Also, your dress tonight had a gorgeous look when it flared, even though I'm not a fan of polka dots.
Maskim: Um, hi. Hi. Hi. You're hot and, um, you have great legs. I like the side-kicky stuff you did tonight. Can I just stare at you for a long, long time?
