Apparently Anderson and Eccleston were in a play together

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My brain sees this and says:

Oh no! Nine kidnapped Scully and took her to the past, and now she's wearing dowdy period costumes while he's looking all strange with the long hair and they're arguing, because she wants to go back home to make steamy fun times with glasses-wearing Mulder but the Doctor's all "No, we need to stop an alien invasion!" and Scully's all "Been there, did that for nine seasons, so over it! Now take me back to my broody woobie; I don't need two! And if you don't, I'll shoot you. FOUR MORE TIMES until it works."

...My head's an odd place.