Thanks voleuse, from whom I nabbed this quiz.

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I love the caption. Reminds me of so much of the less-than-stellar LOTR fic I've indulged in lately. :)


Your lust object is Legolas. After the battle,
he'll find a nice, quiet, dark and CLEAN
room[because dirt in hair is a big no-no], lay
you down and... wait, marriage comes first with
elves. Right, after the battle, go get your
parents consent [and his of course], have a big
wedding [because this is Legolas and I'd doubt
you'd ever want to divorce him, therefore this
will be your only wedding and then it has to be
big] followed by a night of sweet love-making
then two whole weeks of him shagging you
senseless. Sounds like a plan?


Which Helm's Deep soldier do you wanna shag?
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