Mar. 22nd, 2003

timepiececlock: (happy birthday!)
The frelling cool [livejournal.com profile] sabrinanymph was so sweet that she decided to make me two Legolas icons on a whim, and she didn't even like LOTR much. But she made me them anyway, out of the blue and just to be nice. And I'm touched. Also, squealing the Legolust!

Wheee! B-day in five days! Well... technically 4 days, and 9 hours and 2 minutes.


::all smiles::

IN [livejournal.com profile] gaimonblog, the LJ link to his online blog, writer Neil Gaimon said this tonight, which I'm paying close attention to as it pinpoints many of my own insecurity about my writing:

A fan asked:
The phrase 'only write what you know' is continually being drummed into my head by my Creative Writing tutors at University. It's my final year and we have to write 7000 words of publishable quality. I've only just turned 20. I don't know anything. And on an even worse note, I have days when I *think* I know everything. How am I supposed to write when I know nothing and everything, and only have a few months in which to figure it all out?
-Reen


Gaimon's response:

Only write what you know is very good advice. I do my best to stick to it. I wrote about gods and dreams and America because I knew about them. And I wrote about what it's like to wander into Faerie because I knew about that. I wrote about living underneath London because I knew about that too. And I put people into the stories because I knew them: the ones with pumpkins for heads, and the serial killers with eyes for teeth, and the little chocolate people filled with raspberry cream and the rest of them.

You've had twenty years of living, and dreaming. You probably have a fair idea of what it's like to experience emotions, and to go places, and to do things, and to change. You've wondered about things you don't know. You've guessed. You've hoped. You've probably lied -- similar skills to those you'll have used in convincing a teacher that you actually did do your homework, but it was stolen by an escaped convict dressed as a nun will come in useful in writing fiction. Ditto for the skills involved in writing a passing grade essay on something you know absolutely nothing about.

And you don't figure it all out before you start writing. You figure it out while you're writing. Or you fail to figure it out; that's allowed too.

Don't worry about "publishable quality". Just say what you have to say as clearly as you can, and try to enjoy yourself while writing it. Start somewhere, finish somewhere, surprise yourself. And 7000 words honestly isn't really that much writing: a page is about 300 words. If you only write a page a day, you'll have 7000 words in a mere 21 days. And if it really really really really sucks, you'll still have time to write a completely different 7000 words.

(The above owes not a little to Ursula K LeGuin, who I would have quoted directly except the sodding journal isn't loading properly and neither are the archives. The observation that if you just write 300 words a day you have a novel in a year was Stephen King's.)


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:g: Well, [livejournal.com profile] drinkthepoisonx just put up my fic Turnabout up at www.allaboutspike.com. :) I reread it (finally), and revised some of the descriptions and tightened some of the wording, especially near the end, so it's a little more...polished now. Anyway, it's cool, because that's only the second thing I've put up on that archive so far.

Farscape

Mar. 22nd, 2003 03:18 pm
timepiececlock: (cheese man on spoilers)
::stomps loudly back into bedroom from livingroom TV::

F.U.C.K.I.N.G. H.E.L.L!

ACCURSED DREN!

CHEAPSCATE NO GOOD SONS OF BITCHES!


::deep breath::



::deep breath::



::deep breath::



On the plus side, they weren't killed, they were "neutralized for analysis." Which could mean, you know... they'll be put back together again. Maybe. And, and... the ep was filmed before they realized it was cancelled, so it's doubtful they were dead...

::cries::

But I want to fucking shoot the bastards at SF anyway, because, because shit! I mean, they didn't even give us anything alien to build fanfic on! No names, no story, no purpose, no hints of future, NOTHING! How am I going to find an epic fanfic now that solves all the problems?!

And what the bloody FUCK is up with giving us wonderful loyal fans that...that.... romanticsweetOMGmushymomentTHAT, and then doing THAT!?!??!!

If Joss does this on Buffy, I'll, I'll.... break down and sob like a baby. There's no way I'd be able to handle this happening to two obsession 'ships at once.

Edited to Add: Come to think of it, why DID they put in the last 2 minutes? What's the frelling POINT?! I mean, if they had cut it off by TWO fucking MINUTES, it would have been a beatuiful, exciting, action-packed, emotionally satisfying series finale. It would have been FUCKING PERFECT. But no. The sadists had to add the last two minutes instead of leaving it on the cutting room floor. And now were're all so screwed over.
timepiececlock: (happy birthday!)
Went back out and rewatched the last 8 minutes of Farscape.

Calmly turned the television and walked away, here: )

Does anyone know of any major Farscape fanfiction archives? I have to read the fics that come out of this.
timepiececlock: (spike on spoilers)
So, I've been thinking about 2 recent LJ things, one of which was from [livejournal.com profile] lordshiva, about being a Spike fan or being a shipper, and what that means in one's attitude toward fandom.

So, I took one of my replies from one of these converations, and embellished it a bit, and have put it up for everyone's fun.
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As I understand it, Spike fans break down to these 10 categories, which are not exclusive in and of themselves:

**drumbeat*******

1. Evilistas: liked Spike evil, and that's really all you need to know. They like him mostly with Drusilla, sometimes with Angelus. They look down on redemptionistas and any Spuffy that's not evil in nature. Because helllloooo, Vampire. Evil. I wish I could write darkfic like theirs--except the stupid ones of course.

2. Slashers: like Spike in any variety of forms, with any other guy. As they watch the show, they usually also have their own (hidden) preferences for canon Het pairings too, varying with each individual though not manifested in their main fandom outlook. They don't have to get into many flame wars (except the old is/isn't the character gay war, or internal wars), because they either grudgingly accept, cheerfully include, or utterly ignore all the Het shippers.

3. Spike-only fans: they like Spike and want him to be happy. Because Spike on the show wants Buffy, most hope he gets her because that would make him happy. They might or might not be Redemptionistas. Some like Spike with everyone-- Buffy, Angel, Xander, Giles, Dawn, Willow, Faith, etc, or no one. Some like Buffy well enough but don't consider themselves B/S shippers, and other don't really care about Buffy at all and only want Spike, in any way shape or form. There’s a portion of this group that frequently thinks that Buffy's a total B*tch and doesn't deserve him, and that he should leave her and move his hot too-good-for-the-slayer butt onto someone nicer (if they’re 13 or younger, that means straight into the arms of a Mary Sue). The Buffyhaters among them tend to look down on Spuffers.

4. Spuffy or B/S fans: they like Spike and like Buffy, and love them together. They tend to hate any suggestions of Angel reunion, unless it's a threesome of which B/S are the extra-loving pair. They respect Spike's history with Dru and Buffy's history with Angel because those relationships directly led to the B/S relationship, but forbid the thoughts of other pairings. They think Harmony's a hoot and most agree that Spike's one time with Anya was grudgingly acceptable (even highly emotional) because it was all about the Buffy!angst and Xander!angst, and not indicative of future S/Anya. Some are Redemptionistas and some are not. They often look down on the Spike-only fans that hate Buffy, and generally ridicule B/X at all opportunities.

5. Spillow fans: I, uh, have little experience talking w/ these guys. Not much analysis converation, and I've hardly read any Spillow fanfic. In fact, I've read more crossovers with Willow/Angel than I've read BTVS fics with Willow/Spike.
But they seem nice, and fairly flexible/adaptable.

6. Redmptionistas: Believe in the redemption of Spike. Interpretation therein being fluid and subject to change.

7. Anti-Soul fans: They fit into any number of the above categories, and are only distinguished by their utter refusal/hate of the season 6 cliffhanger. Whether this is because they think he could be redeemed without a soul, or because they liked him evil, is personal choice. They look down on everyone who likes the soul arc.

8. Fans 14 years old or younger: They love his cheekbones and that’s usually the extent of their netspeak vocabulary. Everyone looks down on them, except the random worthy exception who types in clear English like everyone else—but people assume those ones are older anyway, so it’s a moot point.

9. Equal Opportunity Spike Addicts: They don’t discriminate. Pairing? Bah! If it’s got the name “Spike” in it they’ll read it, or look at it, or watch it—-even if it means resorting to Cowboy Bebop fanfic because they’ve exhausted everything else.

10. And then there's the...uh... Spike/crypt-door shippers, and the Spike/invisible-air shippers, Spike/microwave shippers, Spike/television shippers, Spike/Mr.Gordo shippers, and the Spike/duster shippers...
Yeah, they're kooky, but they write the funniest smut you've ever seen. o.O



Anyway, That's meant as a humorous sum-up (or break-down?) of Spike fandom.

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