my love/boredom relationship with IY

::kicks self::

Shaka: Self, you forgot to watch the new Inuyasha last night! That was the funny one, and the last one you'd seen in subtitled!

Self: I'm sorry! I was having fun talking to my friend and the cute Australian exchange student! Stop kicking me!

Shaka: Priority-deficient ingrate! What is friendship and romance to your entertainment obssessions?!!

Self: But IY totally isn't even our fandom anymore! We quit it out of boredom!

Shaka: That was when I was like thirty episodes ahead, nitwit! Obviously I must now start up again given the opportunity!

Self: Hypocrite! Fair-weather fan!

Shaka: Shut up! Do you want me to beat your ass with my 12 textbooks for this quarter?!

Self: I'm sorry! I'll watch it tonight!

Shaka: You'd better!

Courtesy of email from my lovely step-aunt

Q: How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Ten.
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1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for" changing the light bulb or "for" darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished";

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; and finally,

10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.