Dec. 28th, 2005

timepiececlock: (Ritual sacrifice w_ pie!)
Dude, I need a job where I can say...

"It is so ordered."

...and all my minions employees will cease their arguing, say "Yes sir," and shuffle briskly out of the room.

I told my dad (a manager at Boeing) that he should say that in meetings and see if people take it with a straight face.
timepiececlock: (FMA - Serenity theme)
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you know who's ruttin' in command."


"We're not thieves. Except we are thieves, but..."


"I never run away from a fight!"
"Yes you do, you do all the time."


"I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?"


"Now you only got to scare him."
"Pain is scary."

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