This is what happens when I live in a bubble for a year. Apparently Gonzales retired in shame, too.

ShakaDada: blah blah blah all tv will disappear next year blah blah
Rashaka: Wait stop one minute, hey, WHAT?
ShakaDada: Your tv won't work on broadcast channels next year; it's all going digital. No more free tv. But we might get free internet soon.
Rashaka: Did everyone else know this?
ShakaDada: Pretty much everyone but you.