Things I'd Do If I Were As Rich As Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark

I'd build my own IMAX theater. And if I had my very own IMAX theater, you know what would be the first thing I'd watch?

Hamlet.

Curiously, even though it was done back in 1996, it was shot entirely in 65mm film, which means its sized for potential IMAX viewing.

Can you just imagine it? Kenneth Branagh on a bajillion-foot high screen, obsessively screaming "I LOVED OPHELIA! Forty thousand brothers could not with all their quantity of love make up my sum!"

I think that would be just about the most awesome Shakespeare viewing experience possible with modern cinema. And if it was my own personal IMAX, there would be intermissions for bathroom breaks and snack-restockage.

Drabble me

I'm still flushed with love for my new fandom, How I Met Your Mother. I've read literally every fanfic on the internet (there's only like 40 or 50, all of them short) and I'm bored. I've got two plot bunnies brewing (one longer fic concept that I'm kind of collaborating on with irrel, according to a pre-given promise of awesomeness), but aside from that, I'm a dry well when it comes to ideas. And I have this desire to write drabbles. Not whole fics, just drabbles.

So!

Open offer: How I Met Your Mother fandom, any character, any prompt, you'll get a drabble of some kind. Maybe tonight, maybe next week. I'm partial to B/R fic but I like all the characters.

And if any of you want to suit up and write me a HIMYM drabble, too, that'd be LEGEN---wait for it---


Edit: spoilers for season 3 in the comments.