It's a sick sad world sometimes.

Dear world,

Please explain to me why a live action Spike Spiegel is not being played by this guy, who has an Oscar, is in his 30s instead of his 40s, and by the way looks exactly. like. Spike. Not to mention having the right body type and a sexy voice. And having been a name-actor and leading man in other films before. WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG?????

Sincerely bothered by this news,

Rashaka


p.s. I wonder how I can get a hold of Adrien Brody's agent to tell him that the part he was aesthetically born to play is going to get butchered by Keanu Reeves...



Edit: Well, this makes a nice distraction.