This is me procrastinating instead of updating my resume for the interview exercise I have tomorrow.

Facebook friend's status update: Does a writer have to be a storyteller?

Rashaka's comment: Even technical writers feel the pull to fill those lonely spaces between the curl of a letter and the nipple of a punctuation mark with sordid whispers of drunken regrets, patriotic dreams, and wind blowing through the hair of a paperback cover supermodel. That's why your car stereo operating manual is often so long and so depressing.