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Jun. 5th, 2004 02:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
timepiececlockDVDs are truly the devil's way to controlling the world.
Because a DVD allows me to fast forward to the end of Return of the King, set it on ultra-ultra-ultra slow motion, and scroll through till I find that shot where Legolas is as his most fantabulously yummy essence.
Which, by the way, is Chapter 57, 2 minutes 23 seconds, ladies.
And then freeze it in perfect stillness to look at as I fall asleep.
Because a DVD allows me to fast forward to the end of Return of the King, set it on ultra-ultra-ultra slow motion, and scroll through till I find that shot where Legolas is as his most fantabulously yummy essence.
Which, by the way, is Chapter 57, 2 minutes 23 seconds, ladies.
And then freeze it in perfect stillness to look at as I fall asleep.
