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[timepiececlock]

And the prize for worst fanfiction summary on ff.net this week goes to:


Living in Captivity by Gaarasama

Sex slavery was not what Sasuke would have preferred, and he couldn't wait 'till the day he gets out. But then Itachi comes back in his life, and uses him for sex. Making Sasuke put aside his pride and pray for his blond lover to save him.


* note for the those uninformed in the Naruto fandom: Itachi is Sasuke's older brother, who's around in his late teens. Naruto is Sasuke's childhood rival. They're both twelve.


It was the word "preferred" that did me in.

Comments

[slacker-97.livejournal.com]

That has to be the funniest sad thing I've read all day long. Preferred? Preferred to what other option? No no, let's not ask or they may answer. "His blonde lover" fanfic amuses me

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Preferred to what other option? No no, let's not ask or they may answer.

I think Sasuke preferred his blonde lover over sex slavery to his brother much the way I prefer brocolli over asparagus.