meme: 5 things -------- characters would never say

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Easy, classic meme for wasting time:

Pick a fandom. Think of 5 things characters in that fandom would never say:


5 things Full Metal Alchemist characters would never say


Edward: I'm a born-again Christian.


Envy: Does this halter top make me look fat?


Lust: Alright, who stole my nail clippers?


Roy: Edward, I want you to know I think of you as the son I'm too young to have had, and I'm so proud of you, boy. Give us a hug!


Scieszka: I'm really more of a tv person.