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EDIT: I am tired and must sleep now. There's an ongoing Avatar mini-fic in the comments, y'all are free to throw your two cents.

Date: 2006-04-25 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com
...how bored are you?

Date: 2006-04-25 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com
Ditto. So. Um. Er.

A Waterbender and Fire Prince walk into a bar...

Date: 2006-04-25 08:36 am (UTC)
ext_10182: Anzo-Berrega Desert (Default)
From: [identity profile] rashaka.livejournal.com
The firebender tried to melt it before impact, but the waterbender thought he was attacking, and in an effort to stave off another Hundred Years War...

Date: 2006-04-25 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com
She kicked him once in the ankle and twice at the knee, which was a pretty good idea until he lost his balance and gravity decided to get funny about the situation…

Date: 2006-04-25 08:45 am (UTC)
ext_10182: Anzo-Berrega Desert (Default)
From: [identity profile] rashaka.livejournal.com
Leading, of course, to his utter failure to melt the large bar of whatever it was (he was really rather busy having his legs being assualted to pay attention) before stumbling straight into it.

But, as everyone knows, Fire Nation Princes bounce. They bounce right off things onto other things. Soft, squishy, waterbender-shaped things.

Date: 2006-04-25 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com
First there was a moment of guilt (shouldn’t have kicked him.) Then there was a moment of worry (uh-oh, and down he goes.) Then there was a hand landing on where no man’s hand was allowed to land and much shrill indignation.

Date: 2006-04-25 09:07 am (UTC)
ext_10182: Anzo-Berrega Desert (Default)
From: [identity profile] rashaka.livejournal.com
He was learning a lot today. In fact, in just the last minute alone he'd learned:

a. that sometimes walking around something is easier than trying to blast it to bits

b. that he really needs to work on his peripheral vision or any old water tribe schlub could come up behind him and disable him in a most embarrassing fasion

c. this waterbender was not any old water tribe schlub

d. this waterbender had breasts under that oversized parka

e. bad hearing in his left ear didn't make someone shrieking into it any more bearable

Date: 2006-04-25 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com
Good idea: asking the armored Firebender with the sticky paws to get off your chest.

Bad idea: asking the armored Firebender with the sticky paws to get off your chest…and then in your hurry to help him move off you, rolling him on his back with you on top.

Good idea: Not participating in balance-upsetting activities while on top of a snow hill.

Bad idea: Laughing at the prince with his head in a snow bank.

Re: apropos of nothing

Date: 2006-04-25 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com
...

......right. You find the gene pool, I'll bring the bleach.

Re: apropos of nothing

Date: 2006-04-25 09:14 am (UTC)
ext_10182: Anzo-Berrega Desert (Default)
From: [identity profile] rashaka.livejournal.com
Is bleach effective against pod-Zuko? Pod-people can be hard to kill. I'm pretty sure we could get the author though.

Re: apropos of nothing

Date: 2006-04-25 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com
I've got a Honda and it's got a big trunk: nab both.

Re: apropos of nothing

Date: 2006-04-25 09:19 am (UTC)
ext_10182: Anzo-Berrega Desert (Default)
From: [identity profile] rashaka.livejournal.com
"I kicked fire up at him in attempt to capture him. "

Because, you see, Zuko's fire is Special Fire, with bonus Restrainng Power.

I'm starting to worry that the word "capture" doesn't mean what a sad lot of people in our fandom think it means. I always took it for a synonym of "apprehend" or "imprison", but apparently this is not the popular definition for our fandom. Whatever that is.

Re: apropos of nothing

Date: 2006-04-25 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com
Capture: to cap his ass and turn into e…e…easy chicken? >_>

Re: apropos of nothing

Date: 2006-04-25 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com
Thus we have broken their secred code, Boris!

Re: apropos of nothing

Date: 2006-04-25 09:25 am (UTC)
ext_10182: Anzo-Berrega Desert (Default)
From: [identity profile] rashaka.livejournal.com
A fine achievement for this evening! So what are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?

Re: apropos of nothing

Date: 2006-04-25 09:27 am (UTC)
ext_10182: Anzo-Berrega Desert (Default)
From: [identity profile] rashaka.livejournal.com
I make a mean ham & pepperjack & dried cranberry sandwhich.

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