Rashaka's Fanfiction Hall of OMG WTF-ers

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The fandom:
Avatar: The Last Airbender

The source:
Fanfiction.net

The crime:
Summary: It is about Katara and Prince Zuko having a rough night and they didn't talk to each other at all. Then Draco Malfoy comes in and Katara falls in love with him right away.

In this case, the summary was enough to damage all that is good and right in the world. I didn't even bother looking at the fic.

Comments

[memlu.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHASHASKHDJHASJdkasdsdjk.

omg.

Avatar and FFN, it's like they're a match made in heaven. These people come up with the most consistently wtf stuff I've ever seen.

[memlu.livejournal.com]

Katara got up and started to run out of the ballroom. When she got out of the ballroom, she walked down the hall and ran into Draco Malfoy.

SHE RUNS, SHE WALKS, SHE RUNS SOME MORE.

Seriously, this. I think this is the best thing I've read in days.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

It is about Katara and Prince Zuko having a rough night and they didn't talk to each other at all.

Isn't that, like, 3/4ths of the episodes we've seen so far?

Katara:

Dear Diary, today I slept on the ground without a tent again and rocks dug into my back. Oh well, at least I didn't have to run away from the stupid prince like we did last week!


Zuko:

Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my uncle was crazy. It was the best worst day ever. I'm almost kind of glad I didn't have to deal with Avatar's brat pack like I did last week.

[memlu.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. You just made me spit water all over my computer screen. 3>

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I had to do it!




I :heart: Firefly.

[memlu.livejournal.com]

HEE. I just received this comment, and I knew that icon was familiar. *G*

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

*g*

It's weird getting all these old comments back. I had thought gmail was cheating me--I switched to them just before the comments stopped being regular.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I could buy into a crossover (I'm such a crossover whore!) but Draco as a love interest...?

I'll be over here.
Laughing.
Loudly.

[memlu.livejournal.com]

A crossover, sure! I love crossovers. (omg I just remembered I claimed Avatar at crossovers100 aksldjKLAsjdkljalsd I am never going to be able to write anything for myself ever again. D:)

But Draco just randomly in the Fire Nation? At Zuko's engagement party? omg, though, I think it's worth it just for that ending line. ZOMG HE IS SO HOT!!!

(Why the hell would the Fire Nation have ballrooms anyway? A ballroom, in a world steeped in Asian tradition. This really bugs me and I'm kind of like, what, are Zuko and Katara going to waltz together at the end? Like Sound of Music!

OMG NO, PARODIES ARE BAD.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ri/]

Wow, that's just awesome. *cracking up, here*

Katara kept walking and so did Malfoy. Katara thought to herself, ‘Man, he is so hot, I can’t believe that I actually bumped into him…oh my god!’
End of chapter.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Katara took the ring off and gave it to Zuko. Zuko was so furious that when Katara turned around to walk away, he threw a fireball at her and hit her arm. She dropped to the ground and cried.

"Dammit I was aiming for the ankle!"

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ri/]

Way to go, Zuko~! You sure know how to fix your girl problems~!

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I think that should be the end to every story ever. "Raskolnikov feels really guilty for committing murder, but then Draco Malfoy comes in and tells him that it's really no big deal and he should join the Death Eaters whee!" "Ahab is obsessed with the White Whale, but then Draco Malfoy comes in and distracts him with his shiny--white--hair!" "Gatsby is in love with Daisy Buchanan, but then Draco Malfoy comes in and Daisy falls in love with him right away, and Gatsby's like, 'Fuck this shit,' and runs off with Nick--yay!"

Draco makes everything better.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

"Raskolnikov feels really guilty for committing murder, but then Draco Malfoy comes in and tells him that it's really no big deal and he should join the Death Eaters whee!"

::giggle: