An old meme: Write my profile for me!

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I'm thinking about changing my profile bio description.

I'd like to do what I did last time: open it up to you guys on my friends list!

What should my profile bio say?

Last time I asked this, someone (I'm pretty sure it was circe_tigana) wrote what has been my bio for probably two years now, maybe more:

A fierce warrior girl, leader of a renegade Bedouin-type justice-demon clan. She is all heroic and stuff and rides around the desert on a black horse. She wears black desert clothes, filmy and airy, but utilitarian. Also there are gold bits, and it's always breezy.


As for what the new one will be or say, I leave it to you. Length or size is not an issue, neither is style or format or amount of mature language. Teh Funny is always appreciated, since I might be looking at it for a while. You guys know me by now, or know some internet doppleganger version of me, and I'm sure anything you come up with will about forty times more interesting than anything I can think of.

So...help a girl out?

Comments

[jaina.livejournal.com]

"Runs with scissors."

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I have actually done that. More than once. Up stairs.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

You're a special kind of special.

[clodia-risa.livejournal.com]

That would be a good profile.

::points to icon::

[akavertigo.livejournal.com]

"Is less rabid than previously advertised."