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I was downstairs watching saved up episodes of The Daily Show just now, and in the middle of the interview with Amy Sedaris I snorted the mouthful of Diet Coke I'd been drinking. Half of it went onto the carpet and the other half went straight from my mouth to my nose. I'm not sure how the biology of that process works, but carbonated Coke product up your nose is no laughing place. It was this conversation that did it:

Amy asked John about how he and his wife prepared for Oprah to visit their home, and he's describing how they changed their whole house and hid their dog, to give Oprah the best impression.

John: "I mean, she steam-cleaned pretty much everything there was in the house."
Amy: "Oprah did?"

I actually started to snort the soda a millisecond before Amy Sedaris replied, because I saw his pronoun confusion and the joke just hanging out there, and my brain just went "HAHA!" at the idea of Oprah vacumming with one hand while gesticulating with the other to a gobsmacked John Stewart as she explained to him how to solve world hunger. Apparently my brain thought this was so hilarious I needed some good old fashion carbonation up my nasal cavities to make sure I never forgot it. Then I paused the saved show, ran upstairs and turned on my computer just so I could share it with all of you and make sure you never forgot it either.

In closing, and moving away from my nasal cavity adventures, she is hilarious and her dress is adorable, but I still wish she were David Sedaris, who I originally thought was going to be the guest. :sigh: