timepiececlock: (Bite me. -Toph)
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Title: The 'One'
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Category: Humor
Characters: Toph, Sokka
Wordcount: 230
Spoilers: Season 2 finale, vaguely.

Summary: Greatest earthbender alive, dammit.

The 'One'

She was so close. She could feel it, any moment now. She just had to push a little more.

"Almost...come on...stupid, cheap silver...bend dammit..."

"Toph, what are you doing?"

Toph Bei Fong shrieked and hurriedly folded her arms up into her cloak sleeves, then pretended to be staring blindly in the wrong direction. "Oh, hey Sleepy Face. What's up?"

Sokka was not fooled. "Toph...were you... bending a spoon?"

"What spoon?" Toph looked around innocently, and whistled. Her arms were still tucked tightly together. "I don't see a spoon. There is no spoon."

"Of course you wouldn't see the spoon, you're--"

"Blind, sure, that's me!" interrupted Toph. She began to wail dramatically, making the ground shake. "You just had to bring it up again, didn't you! You're so insensitive!"

Sokka felt in his stomach that something was not quite right in this accusation, but he was (very reasonably) distracted by Toph's crying and the accompanying fear that she might do him bodily injury.

"Hey, don't get upset, Toph! I'm sorry I said anything, okay?" He backed out of the kitchen and said, "Look, I'm leaving now. Bye!"

Toph stopped fussing as soon as the door shut.

She took the spoon out of her sleeve and set it on the counter.

"Alright," she said to the utensil. "We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Dedicated to and inspired by Doozigitis, who spawned this brilliant idea.

Date: 2006-12-12 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] littleduchess.livejournal.com
I love you.

And that so should be canon.

Date: 2006-12-12 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] akavertigo.livejournal.com
You just...couldn't resist, could you?

Date: 2006-12-12 04:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rashaka.livejournal.com
The fanart made me do it.

Date: 2006-12-12 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jcflygurl.livejournal.com
Best Title. Best Summary. Best Movie Reference. Best Closing Line. Best Everything.

Thank you, Revered [livejournal.com profile] rashaka! We are not worthyyyy!

Date: 2006-12-12 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duelingrose.livejournal.com
YAY! I'm not the only Tokka shipper!

Date: 2006-12-12 10:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rashaka.livejournal.com
I'm afraid you are, at least from my end. I can't say Sokka/Toph has any appeal for me-- I'm neutral/blah about it. Her crush is cute, but I don't ship them.

Date: 2006-12-13 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duelingrose.livejournal.com
My dreams... they are fragile...

Date: 2006-12-14 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helga-b.livejournal.com
There are no words for just how much I love this. Especially since aside from the made-of-win-referencing, that could so happen in canon without anyone batting an eyelid (except at just how much it'd be made of win).

Date: 2006-12-20 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aj-rayne.livejournal.com
Haha...that was quality. Love your brand of humor.


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