Hey Flist: What's your favorite television quote?

[timepiececlock]

I know you can't pick just one.

But give me the first tv quote that pops into your mind, one of your eternal favorites, and what makes it stand out.

I'll put mine in the comments too.

Comments

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

"...and now, one of your idiot pilots is acting like a child and refusing to take her meds. So she either says, 'yes, sir' and obeys a direct order or you smack her in the mouth and you drag her sorry ass down to sickbay and you make her take those pills." *pause* *they hold the tension**two characters crack up* Second person: "Well, I'm glad I don't work for you." First person, breathless, "Damn right you're glad."

Also: "I walk, I talk, I shop, I sneeze. I'm going to be a fireman when the floods roll back."

And: "Yessir, Captain Tightpants."

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I've always loved the bizarre and contradictory imagery of "I'm going to be a fireman when the floods roll back."

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's gorgeous in it's incomprehesible poetry.

[clodia-risa.livejournal.com]

Another favorite of mine is now "My gods, what about Ellen?"