Naruto 382 - 392

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chapter 382

Jeraiya is the biggest failure of a godfather ever. Letting your godson be raised as a loveless orphan who turns into a deliquent--- that's the exact opposite of a Godparent's job. Failure on all counts.

Knowing how many people utterly failed Naruto in his childhood (Jeraiya, Sarutobi, the village at large, his mother's relatives) makes the fact that he turned out okay all the more amazing.

I guess Jeraiya out for the count, then.

383

It occurs to me that if Orochimaru and Jeraiya just died, then
a) Tsunade might die soon too
or
b) Tsunade will last much, much longer, which follows my theory that Sakura will also outlive Naruto and Sasuke, and be tied to the village.


385

I decided long ago that most of the ninja stuff in Naruto doesn't make sense, or follow any logical continuity. This view hasn't disappointed me yet.

386

So the only reason that Itachi left Sasuke alive to grow stronger was to keep him as livestock for a ninja organ transplant? I bet, even after all the crap his brother has done, Sasuke's actually going to be upset. He thought it was for some epic confrontation of justice, didn't he?

Seeing Itachi with CRAZY FACE is pretty good, though.

I've decided I like Sasuke a lot better when he's not in Konoha. I hope he never goes back. If he goes back, and Naruto tries to reform him, it'll just remind me of all the reasons I don't like the bastard. Right now I can ignore those and focus on watching him execute his vengeance.

391

This fight is a succession of "Why are you smiling?" / "I'm not left handed EITHER! BWAHAHA!" over and over again

Comments

[mildmay.livejournal.com]

Jiraiya was full of fail. I mean. I like him. But WOW. Full. Of. Fail.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Yes, he was.