oh, ATLA... *sigh*

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I'm tired of seeing these post-war fics where Katara is Zuko's consort or secret lover or something, his mistress while he's married to Mai.

Why the frell haven't I seen any fics where Zuko is the mistress?

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[dungeonwriter.livejournal.com]

Snicker. I like the way you think.

Maybe it's because if Aang was married to Katara, Zuko might be afraid to mess with the Avatar State.

Though if she married Haru, mistress's game on!

What is a male mistress?

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

A consort? the word isn't quite equivalent... i think this is a language deficiency resulting from sexism in standard English.

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[dungeonwriter.livejournal.com]

"I'm not a mistress," Zuko mumbled, as he lay down next to his lover. "Calling me that is really insulting."

"Well...what should I call you? A consort? A concubine?" Katara asked, as she began to undress.

"Those are names for women," Zuko said, allowing his misery to be mitigated by an eyeful.

"Is it my fault usually men are the one who stray and we haven't made a word for women?" Katara demanded. Haru and she had been having problems and she had decided to get some outside help.

"Yes. Make up a word for me," Zuko demanded. He had skipped out of an important Fire nation meeting for this but no nookie till he had a name.

"Okay. You're my lover. Now give me some love."

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[misora.livejournal.com]

haha, cute. :D

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[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I like it! You should post that to the drabble-a-thon. =)