Star Trek XI: ...Someone needs to write humor fanfic about this.

[timepiececlock]

Spock is Jim Kirk's best friend. Jim is Spock's really good friend.

This is a distinction that will cause Kirk some anxiety in upcoming sequels, I can tell. He will cling too hard to the captain's chair arm-rest and monopolize the comm to whine about it to Bones (his really good friend), who will in turn complain to Spock, who will calmly inform Kirk that having a friend be arbitrarily set above other friends in a rank of personal value is illogical, and if he'd be hard pressed to do so, he certain that the communications lieutenant's ranking would render the exercise moot by creating a positive outlier that disrupts the entire scale, but Jim Kirk doesn't believe in no-win scenarios.

Comments

[celestinenox]

XD XD XD ILU for this!

[the-spin.livejournal.com]

Haha, I love it.

[gojira007.livejournal.com]

...honestly? I could totally see that. X3

[taraljc.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to write humor fanfic about this.

SEEK AND YE SHALL FIND.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious, thanks for the link!

[irrel.livejournal.com]

YES PLEASE I LOVE YOU WRITE THIS.

preferably with no slashy undertones, kthxbai :D

PS: I don't have a icon of Kirk?! *goes off to find one*

[irrel.livejournal.com]

OK, found an icon... kind of.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

"I was down in sick bay the other day, and Bones said we were really good friends. Can you believe that guy? And after I hired two new female nurses for his staff."

"Your frustration escapes me. By earth standards, you and I have become good friends."

"Best friend! The other you promised I was your BEST friend."

*beat*/*silence*

"...Spock!"

"What, Captain?"

"Say I'm your best friend."

"I don't see what that will accomplish."

"Say the words 'You're my best friend, Jim.' "

"For the quickest end to this conversation, the logical choice is to concede. ...You're my best friend, Jim."

"I knew it! Computer, are you recording this?"

credit where credit is due

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Disclaimer: this is stolen so hard and fast from the How I Met Your Mother pilot, you didn't even feel it go by!

[rainjewel.livejournal.com]

I just smiled the stupidest smile in history.

So, someone needs to write this? I pick you, sweetie! You're doing just fine!

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but I want someone else for that project. Still, we might see a comic strip out of it!