I once was lost, but now I'm found...
Apr. 1st, 2003 10:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
timepiececlockSome times, something just happens, and you wake up in the morning and you just know, you know?
You realize, "This is right, this is true. This is how it was meant to be."
And you think, my god, how could I have ever before enjoyed the show as a fan, without the true understanding of the magnificence and awe-inspiring romantic beauty of Buffy and Xander's love?
And Gods, to think I was actually a Spuffy fan. So fucking embarrassing. To be grouped with that pack of screaming, pimple-faced, rapist-loving, prepubescent fangirls... Thank god I'm over that.The atrocities commited against fanfiction in the named of that disgusting bullshit falsification of a ship are too horrible to remember...
But as an apology for my gross abuse of fandom as a B/S shipper these last two seasons, I offer these icons in recompense:
I once was blind, but now I see...
You realize, "This is right, this is true. This is how it was meant to be."
And you think, my god, how could I have ever before enjoyed the show as a fan, without the true understanding of the magnificence and awe-inspiring romantic beauty of Buffy and Xander's love?
And Gods, to think I was actually a Spuffy fan. So fucking embarrassing. To be grouped with that pack of screaming, pimple-faced, rapist-loving, prepubescent fangirls... Thank god I'm over that.The atrocities commited against fanfiction in the named of that disgusting bullshit falsification of a ship are too horrible to remember...
But as an apology for my gross abuse of fandom as a B/S shipper these last two seasons, I offer these icons in recompense:
I once was blind, but now I see...
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Date: 2003-04-01 10:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 11:00 am (UTC)And I thought my Buffy/Wood thing was sick ;)
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Date: 2003-04-01 11:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 11:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 11:04 am (UTC)But no. Ooops, she's dead.
Did I say you are very wicked? You shall have Miss Edith's cakes today.
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Date: 2003-04-01 11:07 am (UTC)Like you're one to talk with your awfuly awful icky femslash icon and your stupid Fluffy Files... B/X is the true destiny of the show.
You must realize that Xander is the personal incarnation that Joss wrote of himself into the story. And plus, Buffy's first love, Pike, was the original version of Xander.
Look at how their friendship has developed over these seven years... remember that heartfelt conversation in Seeing Red? And remember how devastated Xander was to see his love get shot down before his eyes?
Have you noticed how lovingly domestic they've seem this season? Look at episode Lessons. Xander's become 'the man' of the Summers household... there's no other possible outcome. I swear it.
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Date: 2003-04-01 11:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 11:10 am (UTC)INFIDEL!
Excuse me, I have to go write Bander fic right now, and you're interrupting my thinking-time. It must be perfect... only my best words can possibly do them justice... oh, that I had found the OTP before, the fic I could have written!
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Date: 2003-04-01 11:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 11:30 am (UTC)You are a bad, bad girl. Don't DO that to me!
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Date: 2003-04-01 11:39 am (UTC)Yes, yes I have. I've been posessed of B/X love bug, and I think I shall be forever the better for it. :)
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Date: 2003-04-01 11:42 am (UTC)Sorry, I should have shown more respect for... your temporary insanity! ;)
Is April Fools over yet ? I already need a new keyboard, I can´t afford a new monitor :).
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Date: 2003-04-01 11:43 am (UTC)*glare* *lovely Spuffy icon in protest*
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Date: 2003-04-01 11:50 am (UTC)Cause it's gospel, b*tch! That's why. Everyone should be told. We need to spread the Bander word.
You know, that icon just goes too far. I'm not sure if we can still be braintwins if you refuse to see the light... ::sob::
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Date: 2003-04-01 11:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 11:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 11:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 11:56 am (UTC)That'd be like his mom!
And Buffy would never stand for it-- not even her own mother is good enough for her man.
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Date: 2003-04-01 11:57 am (UTC)Re:
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Date: 2003-04-01 12:01 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-04-01 12:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 12:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 12:09 pm (UTC)I'll never take it back! Muah ha ha!
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Date: 2003-04-01 12:11 pm (UTC)I will now try to cleanse my brain from the images you've implanted by getting drunk. And then fantasizing about Spike covered in chocolate. One less competitor...
Oh, and it's a 15" flatscreen.
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Date: 2003-04-01 12:18 pm (UTC)I'm not splitting anything with Annie until she gets over this ridiculous vampire obsession of hers. ::shudders:: Angel. Ugghh.
See, I'm ok with Spike covered in chocolate, on his own. I suppose he's kind of attractive, in an unconventional way. But just keep him away from the Slayer.. there was only badness there.
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Date: 2003-04-01 12:33 pm (UTC)All het. All Willow het. All the time.
B/X fever spreads
Date: 2003-04-01 12:37 pm (UTC)OMG, yes! Can I share your B/X icons, please?
Go away, nasty old Spike!
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Date: 2003-04-01 12:48 pm (UTC)You're killing me here.
You know as well as I do that B/X is never ever gonna happen. The concept is utterly ridiculous. Buffy needs a demon in her man. Someone who can whisper sweet nothings and still be competent in a fight. Sure they have history but not like with the demon she truly loves. I mean really she's shown how she feels time and time again.
Buffy/Clem 4 EVA.
Cause you know...he's got hot wings.
Sass
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Date: 2003-04-01 01:00 pm (UTC)Tempting, tempting! But I'll have to say no. History shows that demons + Buffy = bad.
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Date: 2003-04-01 01:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 01:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 01:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 01:25 pm (UTC)HAVE YOU GONE FUCKING INSANE?!?!
::whimper:: I'm so confuzzled... I mean, Buffy & Dawn I could see, MAYBE, but Bander? Nuh uh.
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Date: 2003-04-01 01:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-01 02:24 pm (UTC)Yes, I already see myself surrounded by Bander, Biley, Spiley und Bangel. I think, I´ll have some weird nightmares tonight :).