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I'm in love with this journal entry by canadia_bit.

It's like a Spuffy dreamworld. Like Disneyland for Spike bitches and fan-girls in around the globe. Watch that drool; don't short out your keyboard now!

To quote:

"First instance of the writers at ME using any excuse possible to show off Spike’s torso. “Government tracking device” my ass. I’m surprised they didn’t put the damn thing a little lower so we could catch of glimpse of said lickable ass. Hey, wait. Why didn’t they do that?"

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"Oh, to be a glove upon that hand that I might touch that chest!"

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"It’s my belief that the reason Buffy didn’t immediately pull Spike off the cross was because she was admiring (with good cause), the lyrical canvas of his back."

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"But like all good sacrifices, it requires nudity."

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Erected the tree in our living room today.

Twas the Greatest Erection In The History Of Our HOUSE!

Well, sort of. ;) It's a good tree though.

I've decided that when I'm older and living on my own, I'm going to celebrate Christmas.

Because even though I'm an athiest and have no personal religious interest in the holiday, its occurence is very much a part of my cultural upbringing, a part I would miss if I stopped because I'm not Christian like my brother or my Dad.

Besides, my mom is--well, not quite athiest, not quite scientologist, defintely not quite christian-- and she celebrates it. And my mom's mom is DEFINITELY not Christian, but she celebrates Christmas too.

It's a culture thing; at least in America it is anyway. Can't comment on the rest of the world.

And I like it, and I'll be celebrating it.

Gifts:

Our DSL connection went offline on Tuesday night, so, naturally, I spent yesterday shopping instead.

Got my brother cologne. Calvin Kline, box set of like six kinds in small amounts.

I don't know if he likes cologne or not. It's like an experiment. But he's kinda vain and self-conscious, so he mihgt be into perfume. Anyway, they smell nice.

Got my cousin her gift-- since I have seven cousins on my dad's side, since we've gotten older we devised a new way to give out gifts rather than each household buying 7 individual gifts. The audlts trade names secretly, and the kids trade names secretly, and then each of us buy one other a present. That way everyone gets a present (but not seven, which is sad) from a cousin [or sibling/in-law if you're one of the "adults"]. But its much easier on everyone, now that we're all older. The toddler cousin of course still get gifts from every family.

yee!

So someone on CrumblingWalls just out of the blue PMed and asked me to beta a story for them.

Someone I don't even think I've talked to directly to before.

I don't know if I should be flattered and assume they picked me because I'm simply faaaaaabulous, or wonder if they picked a random name, or wonder if they wanted to ask any mod who posts on the fic section of CW a lot with recs.

I think I'll assume the first, and pad my ego. After all, it's a tender little thing that periodically needs the mental chocolate.

And I'll beta the fic, cause someone asked me to.

::clutches un-beta-ed fic like Sally Fields' oscar::

They like me! They really REALLY like me!


((And cause it'll have NC-17, and its not a high school fic. Smut, how I love thee!))

Tolkien madness

Just got back from the Two Towers.

Can't think now. Still flushed with the afterglow... and a slight case of post-traumatic stress syndrome.

Even in the movies, the Ents rock my world. But I was really hoping that they'd ask "Have you seen any Ent-wives in your travels? We've lost them..."

Loved Smeagol/Gollum. He was perfect.

I'll write a good review later. All I have to say is, I didn't see any of the supposed sexual vibes between Aragorn and Legolas in the first movie, but I swear to god there was a scene here where I thought they were gonna french like no tomorrow.

There's no way the slashers aren't dancing with delight at:

"You're late."
...
"You look terrible."

:giggle:

Not that I blame them; that's two hella sexy guys. And Peter Jackson sure wasn't afraid to use the camera to emphasize that fact either.

Is it me, or did Aragorn get more screentime/lines in this movie?

:) The Ents were so COOOOL!!!