RotK

Cate Blanchett is the most beautiful actress alive. In this film, she surpasses Halle Berry. My jaw was on the floor.

Eowyn is the coolest film heroine in ages. Everyone yelled and cheered.

Orlando Bloom was the most beautiful man in all the films. Backlight worships him. Golden sunshine kisses his skin. Clothing never looked so shiny as when reflecting his elvish splendor. --We're getting married next Thursday; expect your invitations any day now.

What a lovely voice xxxxx has. Made me sad.

Yeah, I cried for this film too. I cried ( here )

to quote mrthursday

"I love this film and it's predecssors so very much that I think it is impossible for me to ever feel the same way about a cinematic event as I did today. Never again. I feel privileged to be the first "generation" of cinema goers to have witnessed this, and like a first love, now it's gone I find it unthinkableI should ever feel that way again. Yes there will be other movies I'll like, flirt with, have a fling or two, but nothing like this."

One last thought before sleep

How the frell did this movie get a PG-13 rating?

Was the review board high on the finest pipeweed of the South Farthing?

I mean, for god's sakes, they were ( two-word mild spoiler )

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tiashome you are fantabulous!

I don't know what prompted you to spend money on my behalf, but this is a gorgeous Christmas present that I will not take for granted! Extra icons will make a fan's heart grow three times it's size!

Return of the King, second showing

I cried in the same place, same time. Only one tear each, but still there. I can't help it; the Rohan theme music just makes me weepy.

Legolas looked even more gorgeous the second time, if you could possibly imagine such a thing,

Return of the King, second showing -part 2 (unspoilery)

Liek, omg, Aragorn is Jeesus! And Legolas is his big gay love interest that was cut out of the Bible because Arwen's hair went better with the headdress! But nevermind, because Aragorn is so Jesus! And Eowyn is the Last Scion! And Sam's real name is Rufus, can't you tell?!/1!?!11!! And I was lying before, Legolas was really going to be in there anyway (because God is like, SO a pro-gay marriage activist on her weekends off) but while loving JeesusAragorn he was also shaggin Eowyn on the side, because, let's face it, chicks with swords turn everyone on, and he's so gorgeous that her pervy old Uncle wouldn't leave him alone either, and soon JeesusAragorn got depressed for lack of LegoLuv and tied himself to an Orc catapult and was about to die like a lamb when Frodo gave him some bit of shiny jewelry and said "Here, this should cheer you up--BUT DON'T YOU BE KEEPING IT!" And then Aragorn's soul was lost and when the dust settled God Galadriel in her fabulous backlighting looked around, decided Legolas was too pretty to be real, had him cut out of the bible entirely and shunted into some trashy long-winded dime-novel from early 20th century that everyone just pretends to read. But who cares, because, liek, omg, Aragorn is Jeesus!




edit: Rashaka wants to inform general LJ public that she is, in fact, and atheist, in case this post confused anyone.