on trying to write soft NC-17 fic

I need a romantic word for "penis", dammit. I can't find one.

Dude, everyone watches House!

My new voicemail: S*** W*** is unavailable right now. S*** W*** would like to get back to you, but as the great philosopher Jagger once said, we can't always get what we want. Leave a message after the tone, que sera sera.

Voicemail message this afternoon: Hello S***. A great philosopher also said "An unexamined life is not worth living." This is Officer B****Something from the LAPD recruitment office following up on your processing. Give me a call back at *******.


Heh. Dude, I hope I get a ton of quote-y messages like this in the future! That would be so cool. Especially since I'm going to have to change it in two months for something more professional and job-inducing. Still, for two months it'll make a great studenty snarky voicemail greeting.

I already decided not to do the LAPD thing and informed them, but I guess no one told the recruiting guys, since I haven't spoken to them in months.

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waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe.


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